Yeah so? I wanna tug you

Yeah so? I wanna tug you

All ur tugs belong to me!

Threadless

maggi

maggi, originally uploaded by redsnapper.

You should be so maggi! maggi maggi maggi!

Will the real Samantha Wong please stand up?

Will the real Samantha Wong please stand up?

I met her at the interchange, of all places. It felt like we had arranged to meet up but we didn't. And she came to me and handed me a cheque of $15 000, signed by a Samantha Wong. And she left.

And then i woke up.

Squeeze it

Squeeze it

Alright listen up boys and girls! Frankly i think the link you are about to click...is like the best site! Really in many ways! You have a damn catchy url, you have the *ahem* assets in the site, loads really fast, simple navigation, informative demostration and it's good for everyone! The Boyfriends, The Girlfriends, The Husbands...and lots more!

I present...

checkoutmybreasts.com

*slaps (Not mine you perv!)

Don't ever...piss me off

Don't ever...piss me off